Think of Me

A Highly Irregular Pride & Prejudice Variation

Mr. Darcy has a gift, though it often feels like a curse.

Every room he walks into, every person he meets, he is bombarded by thoughts. They find him too tall; his hair is too short; his hair is too floppy; why is his nose so very large? How can they cajole him into investing in their projects or marrying their daughters?

On and on it goes. An endless parade of banality and avarice. Until he accompanies his friend to Hertfordshire…